Welcome to Amy’s Winehouse, please come in and make yourself at home! The door is always open and so is a bottle of red.
I often have trouble relating to wine tasting language, so I have developed my own sophisticated wine-rating system. Please familiarize yourself with the following technical terms:
In addition to wine ratings I will also offer pairing options and general snarkitude (see The Real-Deal Glossary of New Parenting Terms ).