Enjoy this beverage as you follow Gwyneth’s guidelines for dealing with parenting strife. We thought it was the perfect pairing to go with her out-of-f’ing touch perspective…
1 oz. vodka
1 oz. Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
6 oz. Squirt citrus soda
Pour all ingredients into a frosted mason jar filled with ice. Stir well, and serve….
After you’ve made your shopping run using the Miramax jet, made dinner in your wood burning stove, and steamed your vag – take a load off with this refreshing drink….
WOW… She’s somethin’ isn’t she?