Frosted APPLE

Enjoy this beverage as you follow Gwyneth’s guidelines for dealing with parenting strife.  We thought it was the perfect pairing to go with her out-of-f’ing touch perspective…

Frosted APPLE:

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. Sour Apple Pucker schnapps

6 oz. Squirt citrus soda

Pour all ingredients into a frosted mason jar filled with ice.  Stir well, and serve….

frosted apple in mason jar

After you’ve made your shopping run using the Miramax jet, made dinner in your wood burning stove, and steamed your vag – take a load off with this refreshing drink….

WOW… She’s somethin’ isn’t she?

Mo Logo with rust text

 WWGD: What Would Gwyneth Do?